Last night, I stopped by a liquor store near my house to get a bottle of kirsch for tonight’s fondue. Let me tell you, it was a scary experience. I don’t live in the best neighborhood and I should have taken that into consideration before stopping at a seedy liquor store. The owner was this older Korean guy and he was very nice. The problem was with the “customers”. I really wish I didn’t understand Spanish since I would have been better off not knowing what they were saying as I was standing next to them. Anyway, since I’m probably the only customer who ever bought a bottle of kirsch, the owner and I had to go on this wild tour of the place until we found it. And that involved a walk through the porn aisle while all the drunk guys watched and grinned. Lovely.

Stumble it!