Some strange things are happening lately. I got a message on my cell phone from some pervert. It went something like this:”Oooh honey, oooh I’m so horny, ooooh sweetheart, oooh please come get me”. I kid you not; every third word was “oooh”.

Then I got a strange message on my voicemail at work. Although that one just sounded like someone calling me from his/her pocket. What I mean is that they probably unknowingly dialed my number from their cell phone and the cell phone happened to be in his/her pocket.

Finally, I came in to work today (I usually work from home on Fridays) to find several Chiclets on the floor. How did that happen? I have a container with Chiclets on a bookcase across from my desk. The Chiclets were on the floor under my desk. Upon closer inspection of the shelf that houses the Chiclets container, I found a post-it note all crumpled up. I had thrown that post-it note on the garbage yesterday.

It’s all very strange.

Stumble it!